Design

7: Color Scheme: I like the contrast, but the yellow of the border doesn't match the image very well, because I do not see that exact shade anywhere in the image.

10: Image: I was right. It was The Offspring. I really like this image a lot and I don't really have any complaints. I really don't know how the dynamite bomb type thing fits with the Offspring lyrics, though.

9: Organization: I really hate the font you're using. I like how your links are minimal. Looks pretty good, I guess.

Written Word

3: Grammar: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait... what grammar? Are you kidding me?Fragments and lack of capitalization are not impressive. LEARN TO SPELL, then you can tell my that you don't butcher the English language, you imbecile.

12: My Opinion: Started here. Is your diary really going to be all this poetic shit? You're kidding me, right?

HAHAHA! Whoa, you just made me laugh. This is too rich. Gee, how about you try and set yourself off from society a little bit more? You're like a psuedo-intellectual aren't you? You pretend you're smarter and better than everyone else, but you really wish you could be like everyone else. Not to mention, you were talking about how you don't destroy the English language. If that was really your goal, you imbecile, you would at least capitalize or use complete sentences.

Oh shut up, seriously. No matter how much you wish you were Sylvia Plath, you're not. Haha, you probably have no idea who Sylvia Plath is, you're not that smart (obviously) so nevermind.

Seriously, just stop writing. Your not poetic, you sound exactly like the 14 year old, whiney girl who thinks she can write that you say you are not. You are an asylum for contradictions.

Well, this is by far the worst thing I've come across so far.

Oh, they see it. They just don't want to admit it to themselves.

Could you stop being stupid for like two minutes and let us know who you are? You are not as weird as you claim, you're just not too bright. If you weren't so busy trying to seem weirder than everyone, then you would notice you aren't even weird at all.

Well, now I want to kill you. You really started off with a good impression with your template and then you just sort of bombed it.

3: Writing Style: I think I've said enough.

Other

4: Contact: Haloscan? Is that it? Not even an email? At least I can reach you, I guess.

2: Username: What? Are you kidding me? What idiot thinks "Hmmm, I can't think of a diary name. Oh wait! I know! I'll name it after an ugly school supply!"

2: Title: Yeah, except not. Today could not be a different day because today is today, so therefore, whoever said "Today could be a different day" was obviously delusional.

5: Link: Good job.

Other Comments: Wow, I really ripped you apart didn't I? Well, at least you have good taste in templates. Wait, no, just this template. Your old ones were ugly.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 57 / 100

I have no idea how in the world your score is so high...

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