Moved.

Fake a Review has sort of... fallen flat. Diaryland won't update the pending list, and it is just frustrating. I've moved all of the people on the pending list to the new site.

Past Victims.

(waste of paint)

Aesthetics Design: FS Designs

7: Color Scheme: It's okay. I just really don't like the color part of it, if that makes sense. It's just... icky.

2: Image: I really hate those brushes on the image. I can't stand most of those brushes. The only ones I like are the dots, which isn't saying much for the person that made the image and brushes. I also really don't understand why you have kurthalsey.com listed as an image link, because I know for a fact that image is not a Kurt Halsey, because Kurt Halsey's images aren't ugly.

3: Organization: It's not good. The entry box is shoved up in the image and the links are way down there, and since your entries are short, this layout really sucks on your diary. I also loathe the "loves", "hates", and "girl" sections on everyone's layouts lately. Lose it, it's cluttered. You also really need to archive your entries, because there are a lot and it's really cluttered.. (If you don't know how, email me or leave me a note in the guestbook and I will tell you how.)

Written Word

1: Grammar: Are you kidding me? What grammar? Did you go through elementary school or did you just skip English class for 9 years? You never capitolize, you can't spell, and you mix up simple homophones like "to" and "too" or "affect" and "effect. Go take a remedial grammar class for fuck-ups and retards. (So using a line from Ghost World was something I've needed to do for a while, and now I've done it. I've been fulfilled.)

10: My Opinion: Just browsing before I read, and you remind me of every psuedo depressed teenage angst ridden 14 year old. It's so irritating. Oh god, my hair isn't perfect, some people don't like me, and my mom is mean because she made me clean my room, I'm so depressed. I haven't even started reading, and your choice of layout, index entry, and quotes under your pictures just make me hate you. Then when I go to your old entries page, every title is the same pseudo "I hate myself" junk.

Started here. Seriously, learn to capitolize. It's not hard, I swear.

Argh. SHUT UP! Seriously, you really need to learn to be smart or something. You're trying to be poetic, you're trying to be artsy, and it's not working for you. It just makes you look like a twit.

Aw, assface, I'm not your punching bag anymore. How heartfelt, how tough of you, you are soooooo good at standing up for yourself.

Ok, maybe you should ignore my advice about longer entries, because they're no good either. They are just as boring.

I'm reading every word and all I'm withdrawing is "Blah Blah Blah. I wish I was poetic. Blah Blah Blah."


2: Writing Style: Why are your entries so short? They tell me absolutely nothing. It seems that you are trying to be artsy and such by being a minimalist, but it's not working. You are boring and it took me about 5 minutes to finish your whole 20 entries I said I'd read. What's the point of keeping a diary if the extent of your writing is two obscure sentences? I think you may have potential, and I don't know why, so you can have a couple points.

Other

5: Contact: I can reach you.

3: Username: I really don't like it. It makes me think of someone trying to be poetic and not succeeding.

1: Title: I like Bright Eyes, but I think this layout is an insult to a good band, and the title goes along with that view. The whole thing just makes you seem like a psuedo depressed twit.

5: Link: It's there.


Other Comments: You seem to have possible potential, but I really don't think you're ever going to reach it writing like this.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 39 / 100


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