Moved.

Fake a Review has sort of... fallen flat. Diaryland won't update the pending list, and it is just frustrating. I've moved all of the people on the pending list to the new site.

Past Victims.

mmlove.diaryland.com

First Impression: It looks like this one time that I threw up a green slurpee and some raspberries...

Aesthetics

9: Color Scheme: Well the color scheme itself is alright, acctually. I don't have any criticism except maybe that the color you have for the entry and links boxes isn't even in the image.

5: Image: This right here is my big pet peeve. I do, however, like the brushing with your diary title. I think the brushes in the image are nice, but the image itself is a mess. It's not blended badly or anything, it's blended wonderfully acctually, so no complaints there. It's just this huge blob of clashing colors and just isn't so pleasing to the eyes. I'll give you points because I like your brushes.

5: Organization: Well right below the image, the boxes are a couple pixels off. I don't like the disclaimer or the about. As I have said before, I really hate those and think they clutter up the layout. I am, however, pretty sure that the links all work. It's okay, the fact that the boxes are off really annoys me (OCD, you see).

Wait, are you kidding me? The text runs into the edge of the box? It is so hard to read the end of the last word. Fix that, seriously. There goes some more organization points just because it annoys me.

Written Word

9: Grammar: You have just about impeccable grammar. Not quite, mind you, but it's better than the general diaryland population.

20: My Opinion: Started here. This is excruciatingly long. I hope all your entries aren't like this, I'm tired. Haha, funny that you are talking about giving blood. I'm not allowed to give blood anymore because last time I walked back into school from the Blood Mobile and passed out. Hey, at least I got to miss 3 hours or so of class.

You keep talking about school sports and Super Bowl. Ew. Ha, it's so funny that she goes to Bryn Mawr, I was just looking at that college today. Anyway, this next entry is super long too. I can't believe this. It's insane. How do you write so much?

I feel your pain about missing Carol. That's got to be so hard for you being so far away.

Oh, and you love acappella! <333 You must like swing and jazz and blues too, no? They are all amazing. I listen to so much music but when I want to just sit back and relax, ah, give me a little Frank Sinatra, Duke Ellington, or Billie Holiday and it would be heaven.

You talk about more sports. I do not understand you and sports, either. I don't understand anyone and sports. They don't effect your life or your wellbeing in the least bit. I'm not going to rant, because I will take forever, but your roommate is quite correct in believing that watching sports is quite worthless. Ha, your roommate sounds like me... sad. YOU ARE ON A DANCE TEAM? Oh, that's absolutely lovely! I miss my team desperately, it's good to see someone else on a team. It's a sisterhood thing I guess, since most don't think dancing is hard at all (FYI: It is).

Haha, you do have some pretty gross bad habits. Not brushing your teeth even once a day? Not washing your hair in the shower? However, I do not wear my retainer either. I wore it for a month and then decided "fuck it."

Haha, you like NASCAR? You're a Republican aren't you? Wait, and you're from the South too? Oh, and you used to live in a trailer? Am I getting warmer? Sorry about the stereotypes, but seriously. NASCAR means NASCARdads and George W. Bush.

I think it is silly that you made a Sole Entry for Sole Reviews. I really do not like that girl very much at all. She's none too smart and looser than anyone I've come across in a while.

Well, that's pretty much it for the general commentary. Your entries are a lot of daylogs, missing Carol, and missing home. You write about something, but for me, it's like reading a captain's log on a boat. I'm just bored because you're none too witty or amusing, and I really like that. It's just a personal preference thing, I guess. You just sort of bore me.

7: Writing Style: Well you're good at keeping track of what happens to you, but honestly, I think you are the only one that cares. You're not one of those writers that I'm completely enthralled by. It could be because you take life so heavily. You're not very witty and you're just boring to me. It's probably because I have the attention span of a blind dog on the Fourth of July.

Other

5: Contact: All right there on the main page. How convenient.

3: Username: Finally, someone who isn't afraid of who they are. I mean I don't really understand why it's "mm" and not "ff." I hate it almost as much as you do, though, because it's just not appealing. DO NOT change it to "lanigiro" because that's even stupider.

3: Title: Uh, your diary title... boring, to say the least.

5: Link: Whoo hoo, gold star!

Other Comments: None, really, I said them all already. Your score isn't bad at all compared to most. Congratulations, I guess.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 71 / 100

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