Moved.

Fake a Review has sort of... fallen flat. Diaryland won't update the pending list, and it is just frustrating. I've moved all of the people on the pending list to the new site.

Past Victims.

and i blew you a kiss good night

Note to reviewee: Goodnight is one word.

Aesthetics
8: Color Scheme: Simple and monochromatic. Not a problem. White writing on gray, though, is a bit difficult to read.

3: Image: Holy shit. It's assaulting me. Shrink it, seriously, e image, but it's huge. The kurt-halsey watermark at the bottom sucks too. I really don't like it in a template either.

1: Organization: Eh, it's not good. Not good at all. You really need to fix the scrollbars. I see default Windows scrollbars. It's not 1996, so you have the ability to, and should, fix it. You also have a HUGE image and a tiny text box. They need to be proportional. I can tell you don't really know what you're doing when it comes to html.

Oh my god. Seriously, can I slap you? Please? You have no link to your older entries on this diary. What the hell?! FIX IT! I am not a patient person. Shit.

Written Word
5: Grammar: You don't capitolize days of the week. You have retarded paragraphs. You have OK spelling and punctuation.

XX: My Opinion: Do you know how to read? Do you know how to follow rules? In case you didn't, here's a hint: I said have 20 or more entries (not extras). You have maybe 12 normal entries and 3 others (reviews, new diary, and probably something else. I refuse to finish this review until you get a couple more entries.

3: Writing Style: I only read this diary, not your old one. I think you are dry and trite. You don't write very much, and I guess that's good because you don't write about very much. Your longest entries maybe contain a couple 3 sentence paragraphs.

Other
5: Contact: I can reach you.

2: Username: Let's feign a bit more depression shall we? I don't know, the name makes me itch.

2: Title: What's with the underscores?

5: Link: It's there. Bravo, buddy.

Other Comments: When you have added about 10 more entries, let me know and I will finish the content review. Other than that, I don't have much to say now. Your final score in the new review will, however, have 10 points deducted for not reading / not following the rules

Reviewed by: Chatlotte

Final Score: 34 + XX / 100



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