Aesthetics

7: Color Scheme: It's not bad, but it's not good. I don't like the color of your links. It may just be my computer, but they're hard to read with one shade of purple against another. The reason I don't really like it is because it's bland and monochramatic. It's all one color (white isn't a color) and that makes me sad.

7: Image: It's okay. That's it. There's nothing special about it, I think the drawing is childish and the words are too mushy for me.

7: It feels wrong. It's not bad, but it's one of those layouts that makes me itch just because it looks a little off (can you say OCD?). I think it would look better if the linx box wasn't so wide and was moved down to be next to the entry area. I also really abhor the Girl, Loves, and Hates sections. They are irritating, and it is not as if you don't have the same information somewhere else in your diary.

Written Word

-5: Grammar: You use a lot of "..." and bad slang like prettyful. You use so many words incorrectly and I think my OCD ridden brain might just explode into a million tiny fleshy pieces. The pnly reason you get points is for capitolization. I like capitolization. (CORRECTION: No points for you!) Reason: Ha, like I am going to follow that gay rule. Fuck you. NEGATIVE POINTS FOR YOU! Don't use words where they don't apply. Fuck.

0: My Opinion: I think you are a silly little girl. That's what I think. I had a sad moment when I saw the guy I "loved" for three years. Seriously, you are fourteen now, which means you were 11 when you "loved" this guy. Fuuuuuuuccckkkk. I think that was one of the dumber things someone has written in a diary I've reviewed. HA! I hate you. You are stupid. I think that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You made him apologize for that? That's fucked. I think it's pretty fucking nice considering you're 14 and unless you're having a kid by the time you're 15, he "loves" you a hell of a lot. I honestly think you are getting progressively more pathetic. Every entry seems to contain this David guy and how much you love him. Trust me, do not let a guy consume your life like that, no matter how much you think you love him because he'll FUCK YOU UP. Barf. I think I just shorted out my keyboard. I don't think it's fond of stomach acid. Seriously, you are a fucking idiot. Go get a fucking life and stop timing your phone calls. I hate you. You are what I hate. You, right now, have put me in a bad mood and I don't appreciate it. Stupid. I think it's funny that his parents are scared to let you out alone. You know, I'm sure you little rascals are going to have fuck in the movie theatre. [Yes, I said "have fuck", DEAL.] When you were going out less than a month you said you loved him and now it's two months and you love him "so much." You are a fucking idiot. I don't know how many more times I'm going to have to say that. It's not cute. The entry about your cousin Ryan, though, I had to say, made me a sad girl. You ended it so completely insensitively though. Bad girl. You are Christian? (Saturday night worship) You are Texan? Ew. I already wanted to blow up Texas, this makes me want it more. Now I stumble upon quizzes. FUCK YOU. Way to be annoying. Your relationship with this David kid isn't healthy or steady. In case you didn't notice, it's basically over the phone. Your mom is right. Ha, I push him down and layed on him while we were making out. It was great. Idiot. You are an idiot. Go shoot yourself now.

4: Writing Style: You suck at updating! Seriously, to get to 20 entries to read, I should not have to go back to September. It's January, sweetie. Your writing style is juvenille and you use words wrong all the time and it's absolutely frustrating. You sound your age, which is appropriate, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Other

4: Link: Yeah, I added points for this. I'm a sneaky little devil. Aren't you glad you read the rules? The only problem I have is that I have to dig to find it and I don't like digging.

5: Contact: I'm not big on requiring 3 ways to contact or some bullshit like that. My only concern is being able to contact you, no matter what server I'm using. This is possible, and therefore, you are cool.

0: Username: I am editing the rules to include this little pet peeve, but I hate it when people have numbers or the words "baby", "cutie", "sexy", or anything of the like in there. Guess what? You have both. Pffffftttt. *thumbs down*

0: Title: Es stupido. No me gusta. (It's stupid, I don't like it.)

Comments: You are soooo lucky I'm in a good mood. "Love is like a role that we play." (Dashboard Confessional) Believe it, love is a convincing act. You think you're in love and you're 14 and it's silly. This review is so fucking long. You better at least thank me, even though I was mean.

Favorite Quote: I busted out with my ghetto white girl dance during the prep [pep] rally... I don't even like this quote. I just liked it because it showcases your absolutel idiocy. The prep rally! Eeee hehehe! That's soooo funny. You must be punk rawk rebel.

Favorite Entry: This one. Ha, that girl reminds me of me, and it makes me happy. Awww. This made me soooo sad. This is one of the rare sad things that can make me cry.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score

29 / 100 Welcome to Shame, sweetie.

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