Moved.

Fake a Review has sort of... fallen flat. Diaryland won't update the pending list, and it is just frustrating. I've moved all of the people on the pending list to the new site.

Past Victims.

jeji e. p.

First Impression: Simple. Pretty colors. Shot to hell?

Aesthetics

9: Color Scheme: I realy hate that teal-ish color, but for some reason, the color scheme here is really nice. It matches well and just looks good. I just don't like what any of the links do (top or bottom).

Image: I've decided if there's no image, I'm going to eliminate this 10 points from the scoring.

9: Organization: It's very well organized and I really have no complaint about the overall organization. A small thing to fix, however, is the black link area between "about" and "r-e-v-i-e-w" and then the extra space at the very end.

Written Word

7: Grammar: I kept thinking you were spelling realize and organize wrong, but then I realized, that you are in London and it's okay to spell it with an "s." You used a lot of fragmented sentences and sometimes too many commas. You also use the wrong words a lot (amnesiac does not equal insomniac).

22: My Opinion: Started here. No sleep for you the amnesiac? I think you mean insomniac...

Ugh, you and your thesis. Can most definitely relate. Mine's due in 3 weeks, before spring break, though.

Argh, astrology? Bore my out of my FREAKING MIND why don't you? Uranus and Saturn aren't trouble planets, they're just balls of rock and gas which affect your love life in no way, whatsoever. Well, thanks for defining altruistic for me. I needed that for my theology work.

HAHA! Lack of appreaciation for means, medians, and modes. That's rich, very rich. (By the way, Arithmophobia is the fear of numbers).

I hate people like this. They don't know anything. Hitler made his swastika from those of other thoughts, he just flipped it around. Government officials should be fucking educated about what they're preaching, not just go into it blindly. You are correct, racism and anti-semitism won't just disappear.

You write about all the same stuff over and over again, but you present it in a semi-amusing way. This is pretty much the reason points were deducted, I'm sick of reading the same thing every entry.

7: Writing Style: You amuse me, but again, find something else to write about perrrleaasseee.

Other

5: Contact: Can reach you.

2: Username: I don't get it at all. There's no explanation for it, and I don't like it, so points shall be deducted.

2: Title: See "Username."

5: Link: On the main layout. <3

Other Comments: Sorry if this doesn't make sense. I was really distracted by Back to the Furture and Marty's mom being in love with him...

Favorite quote: "Not very good for the figure either, wrapped up like a snowman on crack."

"Hell-farking-lo, if I were to dish out ten grand to a surgical-knife-happy cosmetic surgeon, I better look at least ten years younger."

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 68 / 90

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