Note to Reviewee: I almost felt bad for even reviewing you. Almost, but not quite. You asked for it.

First Impression: Ms paint, psuedo goth, and pink. I hate this already. It's making me sick. It's really hard to believe this is even diaryland, because I've never seen anything like this.

Aesthetics

2: Color Scheme: I... um... you're kidding, right? I don't have an issue with black and pink, I guess, but what is with the varying background?

-3: Image: You made this in MSpaint, didn't you? If you didn't, and you made it in Photoshop or something of the like, you are a disgrace to the company that is Adobe. It could be the bad, uh, brushing? Those aren't brushes are they? OH NO! They're the spray can in MSpaint... and the bubbly background and the pictures and the names, I really wish you were kidding. I honestly wish you were just messing with my head and these weren't the real images on your layout. What's with the daily hentai? Hentai is a cartoon, and if you get off on cartoons with unrealistic proportions and ugly faces, I'm pretty sure you have a bit of a chemical imbalance. I hate the navigation pictures, and almost as equally, I hate the "mood" pictures. They're irritating, and don't even really symbolize a mood...

Add on that the pictures of your eyes look like crap. I'm so sick of webcam / digital pictures of people's gross eyes.

0: Organization: I guess it's organized in it's own "special" way. It's organized like the special olympics HTML championship. I never realized simple tables could create such a cluttered mess. HUGE font on the titles, and equally overly huge font on the entries. Messed up skinny tables at the bottom with bad pictures and your older entries squished into a 1 inch wide margin. This whole thing is a disgrace to the magic that is HTML, and you should be throughly punished for your crimes. No, seriously though, simplicity is always best.

Written Word

1: Grammar: Are you kidding? My cat can spell better than you. (enthuseasm? cum? need I go on?) Also, SEPARATE YOU GOD DAMN PARAGRAPHS! Please, I'm so sick of reading one gigantic block of text. Are you trying to bend the lenses in my eyes?

5: My Opinion: Started here. I hated it. "Travanti made me cum again last night." I;m sure he did. "Cum" is not a word, it's just an idiot slang word that people started using. Uneducated twit, you should know that since you are apparently so sexually educated (since you were 10? I'm sure).

Then, after this special little escapade, I run into a couple horrible day logs. Acctually, correction, they're not day logs, they're logs of what you did in the library. I'm sure your actions and thoughts in the library are vitally important to your miniscule short term memory.

Um, wow. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP SAYING CUM! IT'S NOT A WORD! PS: Don't make fun of my boyfriend, at least he isn't stoned 90% of his life like your "baby" is. Get over how great the sex is. Sex does not make a real relationship, no matter how much you wish it to. It never will result in anything good. I hope you get pregnant and can't afford and abortion.

Hey, if you were a good poet, I might want to give you some extra sympathy points, but now that I've read this, I really cannot even do that for you. I can't do much for you in terms of this review, besides suggest that you change everything.

Are you ever not horny? I mean ever, for like one second in the day, or something along those lines? Every entry I read says "I'm horny! Fuck me!" all over it. Learn to keep your legs closed for just a little bit. It's really not hard, I swear.

This entry is exactly why you are no where near as sexually mature as you seem to think. You aren't going to believe me, and that's fine, but I have to tell you. If you refer to sex as "he fucked me" / "I fucked him," it's obvious you should not be having sex. Blah, blah, blah, it feels good, blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up, seriously. You are no where near emotionally ready for sex, nor are you obiviously ready for the result of a broken condom or failed birth control (whatever your weapon of choice may be). Obviously, if you lost your virginity at 12 and have been constantly sexually active since, you need therapy. I'm not saying that because I'm jealous or because I think I'm better than you or something ridiculous like that, because I don't. Just from reading, you do not know enough about what you're doing to be so into what you're doing, if that made any sense. I really don't know how to explain how sorry I feel for you.

0: Writing Style: Are you kidding?

Other

5: Contact: More than I could ever begin to use.

1: Username: For who only? Me? Then why are other people reading it? I feel so rejected.

Okay, no, seriously, what the fuck? You make no sense.

1: Title: What's with the elipses and the x's? I don't appreciate being bombarded with them. The "Love Me," however fits very well with your diary, seeming as that's all you seem to be looking for in life, no matter how unhealthy the way you seek it is. I don't like it at all, even though it fits your clingy, needy, over-sexed personality.

6: Link: It's there. You used my ugly button, so I'll give you an extra point, because I feel special. My only issue, is try alphabetizing review sites and separating finished and unfinished reviews.

Other Comments: Sorry, I don't need another reviewer, like you asked. I'm really picky. After reading this, you probably wouldn't want to any way. Like I said at the beginning, I almost feel bad for being so harsh, but not really, because you needed to hear it.

Suggestions: Fix the layout, get some therapy, learn more about what the hell you're doing (or at least use words that don't make up a bad rap song), and learn to control your sexual appetite. Seriously. This is a joke.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 18 / 100

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