First Impression: Cellar Door... you are my new best friend.

Aesthetics

8: Color Scheme: As you stated, it looks like a mud mask, which on the outside portions is wet and the inside is dry. It definitely is not my favorite, not at all.

6: Image: I don't really like it. It doesn't seem to fit my idea of that quote so maybe that's why I'm a bit biased towards it. I'm a little more partial to the overly cliched cellar door portrayed in the overly popularized movie Donnie Darko. It's not too bad, I guess, but it's so plain. It's not black and white or sepia toned, but it's blah. I also don't really like the placement of the quote or the font it is in. It's weird.

8: Organization: Quite well. I think there really needs to be a border around each part of it though because it's all just there with no real definition, it seems. The links are also awkwardly placed, and there are so many of them. I think some of them should be moved to your extras page, but that's just my opinion.

Written Word

8: Grammar: Well in the first entry I read, I see "lessee" (let us see?) and a lot of elipses. This isn't looking very good. Lots of fragments are also rearing their ugly little heads all over the place. Fragments are like pimples...

Nevermind, that analogy would have made no sense, but seriously, drop the fragmented sentences. You are in college and should use grammar like a college student (IE: properly). A lot of your grammar is okay, though.

18: My Opinion: Started here. I think I'm going to get very tired, very fast because of the excruciating length of your entries. We will just have to see. Ha, oh my, the curse that is frizzy, wavy hair. I can relate. It's not the most fun thing in the world.

Eh, you have a weird obsession with fan fiction. Not to mention, in your little "Liz's tips for Diarylander's" or something to that effect, you complain about abbreviations and acronyms and stupid nonsensical things like that, yet you say "fan fic." Double standards are not attractive.

AIM Conversations. Tres amusant. (That was a lie.)

However much you've annoyed me up until now, you are a bit more awesome now that you are changing your major to political science instead of chemistry. I applaud you and your genious, love.

You're very monotonous. Well, you're not acctually monotonous, but you might as well be. That made very little sense, but I'm trying to get at the fact you are pretty boring, and no where near as whitty as I like my reviewees to be.

You said you want to excercise more. This may sound really strange, but if you can find it, get a bellydancing tape or something. I've been working on bellydancing for a little bit (Uh, 2 days), and it's a lot more fun that just trying to work out. It's really good for your midsecetion and hips, too. Also, don't use a mirror to judge your weight. Go by when you feel best and have the most energy, it's a lot healthier. I'm sure you've heard that before, but I'm entitled to my running commentary.

Okay, I love you now that I have discovered SexisForFags.com and IronHymen.com.

I got to here and I'm really tired, and this isn't helping to keep me awake. So, uh, I'm sorry.

You're just boring and not witty, eh, see above.

6: Writing Style: See above. I'm too lazy to type it all again.

Other

5: Contact: Yeah, yeah.

4: Username: I never found an explanation. I'm not sure if it's a name or something, though yours is Elizabeth. Hell if I know, it's interesting, I guess.

5: Title: Mmmm I love that quote about the cellar door. It's one of my favorites. Good job.

5: Link: 'tis there. I see you normally have good scores.

Other Comments: I'm tired and I'm gonna go do some bellydancing before bed. Nighty night.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 73 / 100 I cannot fathom how you got such a high score. The little stuff saved you.

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