Moved.

Fake a Review has sort of... fallen flat. Diaryland won't update the pending list, and it is just frustrating. I've moved all of the people on the pending list to the new site.

Past Victims.

It only takes a sprinkle...

First Impression: I like Tinkerbell, but that's crazy.

Aesthetics

Note: You really should have used thistemplate that you liked, and changed the quote to the one you have on your title. It would have look a lot better.

3: Color Scheme: I wonder if you've heard this before, but it reminds me of a purple dinosaur, if you know what I mean. My abhorence for green and purple is only slighty overruled by that abhorence of purple and yellow. Not to mention, at least choose a good shade of purple. The one you have on your links is too pink to match your image and too pink to be pretty. Try a more purple shade, more to match your image. I think you would have been better off without the purple, and should have stuck with green, black, and white.

2: Image: The quote is cheesy beyond belief. Honestly, it only takes a sprinkle to make your wishes come true? That's cute, if you were 7 years old. That is not, however, why the points on your image are so low. They are low because the image is very pixelated and uneven. The image is just low quality and not very well executed.

6: Organization: I just don't like how it's spread out over the whole page. It looks like you just slapped right align, left align, and center on the pieces (I'm not bothering to go through the code to make sure because I don't care). It seems cluttered to me because of that. There are just so many unnecessary links all over the place. There's just too much going on.

Written Word

3: Grammar: It's not horrendous? You use made up words, sometimes forget to capitalize, and use asteriks to define action. That's no good. You also use internet slang (lol much?), which is worse than forgetting to capitalize. You can't really spell either (scareing, etc). Maybe paying attention in remedial English class would have helped.

15: My Opinion: Started here. This entry gives a peek into your daily life or something like it, but I hope a lot of your diary isn't like this because too many dry daylogs could be the death of your review. The next entry, however, is quite touching (seriously).

Haha, I love it how you call this entry long or a rant, because it is neither of those, or else it's the weakest rant I've ever read in my entire existence.

What is with all these little survey / game things?

You said lol an estimated 7 times in this entry. Are you crazy? If you acctually laughed out loud as much as you said lol, you'd have no friends... lol!!!

Haha, the ALA most banned books. I've read 33 of them. You left the bold on through like half the entry all the way to the end when you were writing, though, so I can't really tell which ones you acctually read.

Are you kidding me? Get your high school diploma before you even THINK about having a baby. For pete's sake, use your head. Think about the future for this baby when her mother is 18 and could never in a million years get a job anywhere outside of McDonald's. For a future baby, and yourself, finish high school and such before you have a baby.

Gee, I'm so glad you can tell me what you had for dinner. That's sweet. In the same entry you are talking about getting food stamps. You cannot seriously be thinking about having a baby when you cannot even afford to pay for yourselves. A baby, in the first year of life, will cost you over $8,000 just for food, diapers, and clothes. My advice is to use cloth diapers. They're less polluting and MUCH cheaper. Seriously, heed that advice. My mom did it when I was a baby and it saved her hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

I'm done now and I don't really know what I've read. You're not any more interesting than the average high school dropout here on the fine server that is diaryland. Not to be cliche, but your diary just doesn't grab me. In other words, you don't do it for me, sweetie.

6: Writing Style: I really hate how you sign all your entries. We know it's you, we all know it's not some new entity writing in your diary so quit it. Other than that, you're kind of just annoying and uneducated sounding. It could be worse, I guess.

Other

5: Contact: Good.

1: Username: Bad. Alonenafraid? That's bad. Reason being because it's just so cliche and annoying that you'd think no one in a million years would choose it.

3: Title: It matches the layout but it's just so cheesy. I really don't like when the words on the image match the title. It seems, to me, to lack creativity.

5: Link: It's there. Try alphabetizing your links though. It makes it so much easier on us.

Other Comments: I don't really hate you if that's sufficient enough. There's not really much to say except that I think you should get your diploma and worry about getting on your feet before you worry about kids.

Reviewed by: Charlotte

Final Score: 44 / 100 I am such a hard grader. I'm very stingy with my points, as you can see.

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